“>The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord.<
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise.
>Well, of course it is.
It has to deal with the male one.<”
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up,
such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,
the scream of fire engines,
or the realization that today is the Monday which on Friday night was a comfortably long way off. “